jokes to tell a girl
To Bewitch a Devil
by zhiruyi
What are the odds that Zavian, the son of the devil, would fall for the only woman whose destiny is to destroy him?In the beginning of time, war broke out between the fallen angels and the devil, and the devil was defeated and cast into the underworld. During the war, Zavian, the devil’s son, turned against his father and joined hands with the other demons to defeat him, which made the devil kill his son's wife as a punishment for betraying him.But 500 years later, there appeared a woman slave w…
From a Beggar to a Bastard
by Linda_Wilyuhm
Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire.His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan.In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one tha…
I'll Tell You Every Day
by Anri
The female lead who died miserably under the hands of her scheming half-sister is reincarnated but does not choose revenge. Instead, she chooses to live for herself, to chase after her dreams, and to fall in love again. Author's Note: A slice of life, sweet and fluffy romance novel. Recommended for those who like light reading. Not recommended for those who want to dive into the action at once.
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
To Love A River
by LouLou2
In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger.As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military Unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought.Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit, and tries to become the bridge between humans and vampires in a world filled with d…
Are You Telling An Eight-Year-Old To Survive In The Wilderness?
by 648
The live show, Survive in Wilderness was a hit.There were thousands of participants in the game show. They would all start by parachuting from a plane and land randomly in a primary forest.The participants would have to rely only on a backpack, a water bottle, and a dagger to survive.Yu Beier was only eight years old when he joined the game show so that he could buy the cure for his ill mother with the prize money. He was the youngest to have ever participated, and he had accidentally woken up a…
Sold to a Prince!
by Yolohy
In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of al…
Tell Me Again, My Love
by Fifie
On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even botherabout things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually apopular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when avery popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her.Now she had to choose betwe…
MARRIED TO A STRANGER
by jikanyotomare
“Aku rasa, kita tidak bisa melakukan ‘itu’ dulu, karena kau masih dalam tahap pemulihan…” Hailee menjawab ragu- ragu, berusaha mencari alasan yang masuk akal untuk situasinya sekarang. “Bulsh*t,” Ramon merutuk dan turun dari tempat tidur mereka yang luar biasa mewah. Dengan langkah tidak sabar, pria itu menghampiri Hailee, seperti pemburu yang akan menangkap buruannya. “Aku akan buktikan kalau aku baik- baik saja. Lebih dari baik.” Dia menegaskan kata terakhirnya sambil tersenyum penuh arti. “…”…
To Love a Monster
by Garessta
He is a dark abyss—it should not be so tempting to fall in.***To be a Lock is to be a conductor between ordinary and abnormal, between reason and insanity. It is to be a keyhole that lets one peek into the Great Beyond, and a part of the door that opens the world. It is to be sought, and hunted, and seduced by all who crave power.The magic is unnatural to this world, yet humans still fly towards arcane knowledge like moths towards a flame. Creatures of nightmares prowl just beyond the veil that …
TIME WILL TELL
by Josephine_ekele
All Chloe Carter wants is to get quick cash and dash out of small town Ruby Pointe before anyone notices she's back including her estranged ex husband and kids.Scott Anderson has had enough of women. This Rancher and workaholic single dad will realize that one woman will change his life even if she was a murderer.
Mated To A Vampire
by DIVINE
LONELINESS...... HATRED...... REVENGE..... those were the emotions Axel felt when he lost his mate to the cold hands of the Vampire King. His best friend and moon goddess, Selena takes pity on him and decides to assign him a new mate,one who matched his charisma and character. Unfortunately for our Alpha Lord, the only lady who fits this trait is Sydney, the only daughter of the Vampire King. Axel was never going to accept her. How could he accept the daughter of his worst enemy as his ma…
Runaway Male Bride: Tell Me Your Secret
by MsKimpossible
When Riley's brother informed him one evening that he would be auctioned as a bride and married off to the highest bidder, he did not think twice and vaulted out of the house and escaped.On a moonless night, while still on the run, the wounded Riley met the enigmatic Draco. The cold and aloof head of the Sy Business Empire. Then everything changed from the moment Riley's clear watery hazel eyes collided with Draco's cool grey ones.
Fated to a human
by joelien_malan
Haylie never expected her life to take a supernatural turn. One ordinary night out with her best friend became the catalyst for everything to change. That was the night she met Liam—a man unlike anyone she'd ever known.Haylie was drawn to Liam's charm, but she couldn’t have guessed the secret he carried: he was a wolf shifter. Her world unraveled further when she discovered the truth about her own family. The mother she lost at just five years old had also possessed a wolf side, a heritage Hayli…
To be a Hero
by Aliceroy
If I asked you, what does it mean to be a hero, how would you respond?Is it fighting to avenge people you've lost? Rescuing others when no one else can lend a hand? Sacrificing your body for people who don't even know your name? Is a hero anyone who is strong, flashy, prestigious, or loves beating up bad guys?The country is in utter chaos as heroes and villains fight for survival.Everyone in between has lost someone. And everyone has their own ideals for what it means to be a hero.The story cont…
Kiss and tell
by Superovkata
Amy writes on her blog about her dates with men. Her readers challenge her to date certain people and pay when she has completed the challenge. She doesn't believe in love until the rich and cocky Jason Carson comes on her path. To be with him is forbidden, but he is as tempting as he is annoying while pursuing her. Their desire is more than they can handle. The more they learn about each other, the deeper their struggle becomes.
Tell the secret
by Limah_Lisah
Unlike other kids, she was special, really special. Anyone who saw her would think she was a witch who uses magic to heal people but no. Nature loved her and granted her the gift to use nature to heal. Alora grew up as a peasant, always helping her mother and others on the farm. But luckily, the head of the kingdom adopted her and she became a lady. Life doesn't give us what we always hope for but what if what life gives us is a blessing in disguise of a curse. Vampires, humans, werewolves an…
jokes of the day
by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.